ok this post canceled due to recent events…I was talkin about some 26 year old pop star calling things “gay” in 2007 not a 50 year old hollywood producer who’s been actively pursuing 14 year old girls since 1976
a very important distinction. it’s one thing to fuck up, as all of us are apt to do, and it’s another thing entirely to be an abusive piece of shit with a history of sexual harassment.
Star Trek can make as many new series and movies as they like, and still nothing will ever truly beat the golden awkwardness of this one shining minute of dialogue.
WILLIAMSPORT, PA—Citing the numerous negative effects of acting like a total puss, the nation’s older brothers issued a joint statement Wednesday strongly recommending not being such a little bitch. “Having conducted an extensive study of your whining, all of our findings indicate that it would be in your best interests to stop crying like a huge pansy,” said older brother and designated older-brother spokesman Max Cambello, who, along with a panel of elder male siblings and a couple of their friends, strongly advised keeping your mouth shut and sucking it up. “After thoroughly examining the way you won’t shut the fuck up and get over it, we have settled on a proposal that you quit moaning like a little chickenshit. Moreover, we ask you this: You gonna cry now? You gonna cry now, huh? Jeez, you make us sick.” At press time, the older brothers also strongly urged restraint in running to snitch to mom, as past instances demonstrate this would just result in you getting your ass beat even fucking worse.
